Best Selling You Attend Blankets

Being a a fairytale Princess can be a tough job, don't be afraid to bail on plans and attend to your royal duties (which may or may not include binge watching television and eating ice cream.) This design features an the phrase "Sorry I can't, I have important princess business to attend to" and illustrations of sparkling stars.

Being a a fairytale Princess can be a tough job, don't be afraid to bail on plans and attend to your royal duties (which may or may not include binge watching television and eating ice cream.) This design features an the phrase "Sorry I can't, I have important princess business to attend to" and illustrations of sparkling stars.

"You better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why~" Even when you don't believe in Krampus or yourself, at least Krampus will always believe in you. <3 Celebrate the cynical, wicked side of Christmas with this "Krampus Believes in You" design!

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

The Little Hormone That Could is behind you all the way, helping you along with good feelings of happiness and tranquility! If serotonin thinks you can, then by god you have a chance!

You Had Me at Merlot, if there's going to be wine there then I am in. If you love a nice glass of merlot this blanket is perfect for cozying up on the couch with your favorite wine.

Even when you don't believe in Cryptids or yourself, at least Cryptids will always believe in you. <3 This cute, positive Mothman shirt is perfect for any aspiring Cryptozoologist!

I'm otterly obsessed with you, valentine! You otter be mine! Won't you be my significant otter?

Yeah nah I'm good out here. Hard pass on whatever your day is trying to offer you with this funny parody of thank you bags.

Haters have some awful things to say. You know why though? Its because their jealous of you. Aside from the fact that you don't even need to acknowledge such slander, who gives a shit? You're waaaaay to Kawaii for that.

You don't believe in yourself? Well, that's too bad, because Santa Alien believes in YOU. Show yourself the self worth you deserve and spread some holiday cheer with this funny intergalactic Santa design!

You can't weigh the beauty of something for its weight, its appearance or other's social standards. Like what makes you feel good , love who you want and most importantly - yourself. Say NO to body shaming.

Forage and you shall find, find leaves, nuts, berries and all the various fruits of the earth when you forage! Show off your love for foraging and search and gather in this forage shirt design.

Hey winter, can you like not be so cold this year? Actually can you just not in general? No one enjoys the icy cold weather the winter time brings, so why not be sassy about it. Tell the winter off, cuddle up and stay warm with this funny and decorative blanket!

Allow me to seduce you with weirdness. I have some very strange and complex interests, obsessions and fantasies so I hope you're ready for a bit of a sexy challenge. This could get awkward, I am not what you would call a normal human being.

Doctor Who Tardis valentines invitation for yourself or the one you hold dear- be they loving companion or time lord. Answer yes!

The earth isn't your waste bin, So why do you keep treating it as such? It's time to take the health of our planet more serious. After all, the protection of our environment isn't a joke!

This owlbear will always be bear for you! This adorkable DnD monster can be your Valentine's, because we all know owlbears don't want to eat you, they just want to be loved. On your next campaign, show off your love for the owlbears and your friends with this punny and cute design!

This funny, inspirational design features a shooting star and the words "you can even" and is perfect for finding the strength to "even". This design is ideal for people who are tired of hearing people say "I can't even" when confronted with even the smallest headaches or inconveniences. Share your strength with this design. Perfect for school, college, the coffee shop, university, or just hanging out with friends.

A real man of taste knows a thing or two about the art of ahegao after all. Celebrate the real meaning of Valentine's Day with this hentai-inspired design, featuring the ahegao face!

Let your Mum know she's the best with this cute chrysanthemum pun! Perfect for mother's day, spring, or any other time you feel compelled to let your mom know your love for her is always in bloom!

If you're not a fan of flowers, succulents, trees, growing, watering and nurturing plants, you can just leaf me alone! Show the world and mother nature herself how much you love the earth and plants and decorate your home with this sassy and funny, plant decor!

Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

I don't have time for your misogynist bullshit would you kindly F*** off? Please and thank you. Show some beautiful sass in this cute floral middle finger design.

You can't weigh the beauty of something for its weight, its appearance or other's social standards. Like what makes you feel good , love who you want and most importantly - yourself. Say NO to body shaming.

No one likes you. I'm sorry. You haven't realized no one likes you. Let Giyu Tomioka and everyone else know that no one likes them with this sassy Demon Slayer inspired design.

I'm cute and cuddly, but i will fight you. Don't mess with me! I am the embodiment of chaos!!

Life,College, adulthood all of it. Who knows how else to get through the daily challenges besides faking it until you make it. It's how the good ol' college try goes, an inspirational motto.

You know what sucks? Everything sucks. Especially being cold. You can fix that with this blanket while still maintaining your bummer outlook. Be so over it with this Scott Pilgrim inspired blanket.

You know what sucks? Everything sucks. Especially being cold. You can fix that with this blanket while still maintaining your bummer outlook. Be so over it with this Scott Pilgrim inspired blanket.